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UPDATE- Blinc Mascara Review: I Have to Buy “Primer” too?!!?!!!????a

A few weeks ago, I wrote about coming to terms with the aging process. Or more specifically, coming to terms with my new “I must wear eye makeup” stage of the lifecycle, somewhere between the “I’m eating THREE Otis Spunkmeyer cookies a day without consequences” stage and the “I’ve gotten a haircut like the attractive newscaster on channel five!” stage. It’s all part of the process. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Is this what the public school board pictured when they created “nutrition break”?

To celebrate this transition, I splurged on a really expensive mascara with seemingly space-age technology. (Wait, we’re already in the space age right?) As you’ll see when you read the review in full, Blinc mascara, the product in question, offers a lot of advantages over regular mascaras. These tubes don’t come off, until you want them to! Of course, every time I do pull them off I have a mini-panic – “Did I just pull out all of my eyelashes?”, but that’s crazy talk because pulling out your own eyelashes would hurt like hell (I assume), and this is only a tugging sensation.

So far I’ve tested Blinc mascara in the following conditions:
• In a pool at the local YMCA with a 10-month old
• On a treadmill workout at the unventilated aforementioned YMCA
While crying about my husband’s vasectomy
• On a 3 mile walk to pick up my vehicle from the auto body shop in 80+ degree weather with that 10-month old strapped to my chest and pushing a double stroller loaded with 2 preschoolers, a CSA box, and assorted child-related debris

And in all of these scenarios………NO SMUDGING or FLAKING. Ever. At all.

If only Blinc created more volume, it would be a miracle product. But by itself, the effect is long, dark, and sparse. As if some clear-cutting just went down in your forest of lashes. For $20, that’s a pretty serious drawback. So how does Blinc remedy the issue? Sell an additional $20 product to help volumize your lashes! And guess what? Suckers like me will buy it!

The product is the Blinc Lash Primer, which is supposed to condition lashes and add volume when applied before the mascara. Here’s a step-by-step of the process.

Somebody get me some coffee.

The Lash Primer goes on white, and while the promotional copy suggest that you can wear it without mascara to soften lashes, I think that it feels unpleasantly sticky. In addition, I don’t always go for the white “old lady” lashes look. That’s pretty much precisely what I’m trying to avoid by wearing eye makeup.

I am the Snow Queen of Narnia!

When the mascara is applied on top of the primer, my lashes do seem a bit thicker. They also look and feel clumpier, and are hard to separate. For now, I’m wearing the Primer but I can’t say that the effect is worth the extra expense.

The missing Kardashian.

Wait a minute, I just thought of something! What if Blinc tried to make their existing mascara even better instead of creating a totally separate product that doubles the price?
Unfortunately, things like this will happen the day I’m able to eat my daily dose of 3 consequence-free Otis Spunkmeyer cookies again. Overall, Blinc mascara is a great option for daily wear, but if you want fuller, lusher lashes once in a while, I suggest skipping the Blinc primer/mascara combination and opting for an $8 tube from your local drugstore. Your wallet will be grateful.


Filed under Consumer, Product Reviews review update: The dresses are here! The dresses are here!

A couple of weeks ago, I wrote about my first order with , an online women’s clothing retailer. You should read it in full, but just in case, here’s the recap:

1. sells customizable dresses
2. Many of them come in… statement colors. Take this one:

I call this “Old Highlighter From the Bottom of my Backpack” yellow

3. Others have lovely vintage-like patterns and styles
4. The sizing may be a little wack. I took a gamble and ordered a smaller size. Um, no, the decision wasn’t based on vanity. How DARE you insinuate such a thing?
5. I thought I ordered two, but wasn’t sure because…
6. I didn’t hear from for several days
7. I finally received a customer email that appeared to be written by a cross between Charles Dickens and Emily Bronte
8. The gist of the email was that since my shipment was late, I would receive an unspecified discount
9. Questions remained- Will the dresses ever arrive? Were they made at the Wonka factory? What will happen next?

Eshakti, is that you?

Well, folks, the dresses did arrive. But not before being held up in international customs in Chennai, India, and brief sojourns in Bangalore, Leipzig, Cincinnati, and San Francisco.

Finally, a little less than a month after I originally placed my order- a joyful noise on my doorstep! Hark, hark, the dispatched package has come hence!

Let’s start with the “Birds who gossip dress”, which retails for $69.95. (I got it for less. Read the original post.) The dress is polyester but does not have the cheap and shiny look of a….cheap polyester dress. It is well constructed and surprisingly soft and comfortable. The seams are evenly finished and strong. Most importantly, there are pockets! Unadvertised pockets! Talk about a delightful surprise! It could have also come with a unicorn and I would have been more excited about the pockets.

Yes, that’s a Buzz Lightyear sticker by my foot

The size six fits well, although it is mere millimeters from being too tight around my ribs. This may or may not have something to do with the fact that I’ve recently stopped running. Although I had customized the length to fit my height (5’7”), the length is a little longer than the described knee length. I guess we could always give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that I’m shrinking. My least favorite thing about the dress is the neckline, a deep v-cut. What looks nice and feminine on the flat-chested non-human dress-form pictured on the website is A LOT OF BOOB in real life. It doesn’t look like it in the picture, but trust me, the buffet is on display, as my breastfeeding infant might say. I decided to keep it because it’s something different than every other dress in my closet, and a tank-top and a cardigan will make it work appropriate.

Another view of my heaving bosom

Finally, for the “Ranunculus” dress. (Not to be confused with the Redonkulous dress.) This was one was a hit, at $69.95 retail. It’s 100% cotton, with lovely embroidery and quality fabric, although it is not as soft as the polyester. It fits looser than the first dress, as this one has room for a few extra Pretzel M&Ms, and is a good inch plus longer than knee length. (I’m 5’7” darn it!) To quote my mother, it is not as “Booby Ruby” as the “Birds who gossip” dress. AND THERE ARE POCKETS!

Bonus points if you spot the baby in the background!

A few days after my shipment arrived, I received an email with a $10 gift certificate towards my next order, plus a receipt for $5 taken off of this order due to the slow shipping. In general, I’m impressed. Sorry for making fun of your emails,! I was just joshing ya! I’ve spent way more at other retailers and never received unrequested delay discounts, even from places whose shipping takes forever (I’m looking at you, J Crew). These dresses are also conversation starters in a way that something from the Gap or J Crew will never be. I may order again, if I ever give up on that whole “I’m never going to shop online again because my clothes are full of holes” thing.

What do you think? Cute or scary? Pockets!

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The Eye Makeup Day of Truth: A Blinc Mascara Review

You look tired

A few months ago, my aunt reached for my hands and gently told me that I need to wear eye makeup every day.

“I’ve noticed that sometimes you wear eye makeup but most of the time you don’t. I think that it is well worth the effort.”

Two questions:
1. What the fuck?
2. What’s with the handholding? Was that supposed to soften the blow? It’s not like she was telling me I have cancer. Just that I look like shit on the 95% of days when I don’t wear eye makeup.

My first response was denial. I loved sharing the story with friends, so we could all toss our heads back in rollicking laughter. “Ha ha ha ha ha! What is she talking about? Doesn’t she know you have three kids and work? And you’re only in your early thirties! Jus jealous, amirite?”

But then it happened again. I recounted the story to my mother-in-law (who is wonderful, by the way), expecting the same “Ha ha, that’s bitchy” response. And at first that’s what she said, in her nice and supportive way. Followed by a pause.
“I do think that it looks really nice on you,” she said. “Sometimes you look tired without it.”

Which brings me to the next response: anger. Look tired? Gee, why would that be? OF COURSE I’M FUCKING TIRED. I have an infant, two pre-schoolers, a dissertation to write, a husband who works 60+ hours a week, and lots of time-wasting Internet reading to deal with. Isn’t recommending eye make-up BLAMING THE VICTIM, here? Fuck 60-something women and their slavish devotion to potions, crèmes, and chemically derived painter’s spackle! I’ll just be over here au natural, keeping it real, showing true beauty, providing a healthy and self-confident example for my daughters, or whatever you want to call it.

The anger started to fade when I decided that I didn’t really care about being self-righteous more than I cared about not looking tired and run-down. With this acceptance is the realization that when I look more pulled together, I feel more pulled together. It really doesn’t take that long, and if I’m honest with myself, I certainly have time to do a brief makeup routine. I’m just lazy.

Since the Day of Truth, when I accepted my own need to apply eye makeup, I’ve discovered two things.
1. Once you become a person who wears makeup everyday, you need to wear makeup everyday. When I was an occasional makeup wearer, days when I slathered a bit on were pleasant surprises. “You clean up well!” a potential date once remarked to me (I’m not even going into that phrase). When people are used to seeing you in makeup, however, days when you don’t get a chance to put it on are “You Look Tired” days.
2. You really don’t need a lot to make a positive difference. I reserve the right to qualify this as I age, but for now, one eyeshadow applied with my fingers, two coats of mascara, and tinted lip balm are all I need to look “Not Tired.”

Magical mystery mascara

Mascara is the most important of these products, as I have fair coloring and light colored eyelashes. Unfortunately, we all know that mascara can kind of suck. You put it on and it looks great for a couple of hours… until the flaking settles in. After a 10-hour day, there is more mascara on towels, couch pillows, and my under eyes than there is on my lashes. Waterproof mascara helps a little bit with melting on hot days, but it just prolongs the period of black smudge transmission to include my sheets as well, as eye makeup remover leaves an oily slime on my face that I find disturbing.

I read enough beauty magazines to know the general maxim is that cheap drug store brand mascara’s are great and that there is no reason to spend more than $8 for a tube. And that’s what I’ve done, typically buying Almay, Cover girl, or Maybelline. They’ve all been fine, making my lashes temporarily look thick and long, and then over the course of hours leaching from my face. The only mascara I’ve hated was the Sei Bella Melaleuca brand. (Incidentally, I really hope that Charlie writes a Melaleuca expose at some point).

I did wonder if there is something better out there, which is why I recently (gulp) plopped down $17 for a tube of Blinc’s Tubes Mascara.

Blinc describes their mascara as forming semi-magical water-resistant “tubes” around the lashes. That sounds about as believable as leprechauns, right? It makes more sense to think about Blinc as a liquid that turns to solid when exposed to air. Heat, water, or tears can’t change the solidified “tubes” back into a liquid- thus they stay on all day without flaking or smudging. Blinc mascara is supposed to be ideal for contact lens wearers (check) and those with sensitive eyes (check again). To remove, just gently rub your eyes with warm water, and the “tubes” slide off.

Getting Tubey

So how does the product measure up? Should I be spending the equivalent of lunch out for my family of five on a tube of mascara? The answer is a qualified yes. Blinc does many things better than every other mascara I’ve tried. It stays on the eyes during the day and is easy to remove. Several hours after applying, it looks almost the same as when I applied it.

Unfortunately, Blinc doesn’t create the volume that other mascara’s do. Lashes definitely look longer and separated, but they aren’t thickened. The website calls the effect “spidery” but I think it looks a little bit like this:

Just sayin’

A “lash primer” is available for an additional $20, which is supposed to help with volumizing. The mascara is a little messier than I’m used to, as every time I’ve put it on I’ve had some black smudge marks to clean up. It’s easy enough to do with a moistened Q-tip, but may be more annoying for those who have just finished applying other eye makeup. It makes my eyes feel a little itchy, but so do other mascaras.

Although I think the price is pretty high, the prominent role of mascara in my beauty regime (which is otherwise non-existent) makes me feel like a superior product is worth it. And Blinc is superior, in many ways. As soon as “extra-wide volumizing tubes” are available, it’ll be about perfect.

What drives you nuts about mascara? Any great ones to try?


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5 Free Ways to Entertain Imprisoned Children: Saving Lives, One Car Trip at a Time

Minivans are awesome!

Have you seen those Swag Wagon™ commercials? Oh wait, of course you have. For a while there they couldn’t be escaped, and they were indeed mildly amusing. I say “mildly”, because the premise that minivans can actually be cool is not a huge shocker for me. Minivans are awesome. They are functional, they are easy to drive, they won’t topple over when there are high winds on the freeway, and most importantly, your kids can safely be seated far away from you.

Unfortunately, even when they are all the way back in the third row, you are still going to hear them. Especially if your Swag Wagon™ is not Swagged out with DVD or video game players, like ours (the SwagishWagon™?).

Buying entertainment for them can quickly get expensive. This last weekend things got so desperate in the Swagish Wagon™ that I found myself running into a coffee shop with Wifi in order to download $30.00 of children’s audiobooks, while my husband ducked flying feces in the minivan. Just kidding! (The flying feces was from another time.) DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU.

But with a little preparation, there’s no need to spend any money in order to entertain your kids on your next car trip. And I’m not talking about the old tried and true methods of junky snacks and endless “I Spying”. The following options won’t fuel the obesity epidemic, and allow for moments of thoughtful conversation or mutually silent contemplation up in the front. Just make sure the speakers are on only in the back!

1. Molly and the Sugar Monster

This free podcast chronicles the adventures of the Sugar Monster and his adorable foil, Molly. Each episode is quite short, but they are funny enough that kids will want to listen to them over and over again.

2. Elmo’s Adventures in Spending, Saving, and Sharing

In this series of short podcasts, Elmo learns about financial responsibility through conversations with his father. (Note to Wall Street). Elmo is his charming self, and kids will learn about ATMs, debit cards, and most importantly, the concept of “value”.

3. Pinky Dinky Doo

Pinky’s got a story, she knows just what to do! If your kids have seen the PBS cartoon series, then you are as familiar as you ever wanted to be with Pinky, her little brother, and their rock star guinea pig. Although this series was originally designed as a video, it translates well to a podcast. Each episode is about 10 minutes long and introduces a new vocabulary word. Pinky Dinky Doo can be blamed for the following conversation between my husband and our three-year old:

Three-year old: Daddy, did you have ice cream for dessert?

Husband: Yes

Three-year old: I did too! Isn’t that a cacophony?

Husband: Do you mean coincidence?

Three-year old: Yeah, a cacophony is when it’s raining cats and dogs and they are making a lot of noise.

4. Keith M. Bower’s Free Stories for Children

This series of free fairy tales are well-narrated familiar stories such as Hansel and Gretel or Jack and the Beanstalk. The narrator has a nice, expressive voice, although they may have been recorded in a closet somewhere as the audio is not perfect. A note of warning, however. While the first 3 podcasts on this list are great for kids 8 and under, these are not sanitized or modernized versions of fairy tales. The o.g. versions contain some scary stuff, with parental abandonment, murder, starvation, etc…. Older kids will love how gruesome they are, but stick to Elmo or the Sugar Monster for the youngest kids.

5. Free Audiobooks from your Local Library

In addition to the audiobooks on CD that libraries have in their collections, many are now offering digital audiobooks that can be downloaded over the internet. My library has hundreds of available audiobooks- may sure to check yours for information!

What are your favorite free family podcasts?

Not me, or my husband

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Matilda’s Top 5 Post-Partum Products: How to Unbust the Busted

In honor of Charlie’s gestating body (which is due to expel a child-being in the early fall) today I’m going to review my top 5 post-partum products. During labor and birth your body feels more powerful than it’s ever been. Afterwards, it feels…..well, more busted than it’s ever been. But it’s not! It’ll get back to normal-ish sooner than you would imagine. It’s going to require some help, though, and these are the things you’ll need to get there, in chronological order of when you’ll need them.

1. Handy Dandy Spray Bottle

The Miracle Worker

This small chunk of plastic, which likely retails for about $1.49 (I’m not sure because my hospital gave them away for free), is your first post-birth lifesaver. Because There Will Be Blood. And the blood will rain down so profusely you will wonder many times if something is wrong. I had this conversation on repeat with my nurses:

Me: (nervously) There’s a lot of blood….

Nurse: Yes.

Me: Are you sure that this is a normal amount of blood? It just really seems like a lot.

Nurse: (looking over distractedly) Yes.

Me: But I just passed a huge clot!

Nurse: (glimmer of interest) How big was it?

Me: As big as my fist!

Nurse: (walking out the door) Yes. That’s normal.

So even if you feel like the special effects director from Carrie, it’s probably normal, and they don’t care. But these little spray bottles will make you feel semi-human again. Try to talk someone into tearing their eyes away from the baby for a few minutes every couple of hours to refill with warm water and spray liberally all over your blooming lotus every time you change a pad or use the bathroom. You’ll feel clean and soothed, if only for a moment. Make sure to hide the first one the hospital gave you the day before you are released so that they’ll give you a spare, and trust me, water is all you need. Why on earth you would want to purchase organic witch hazel PEPPERMINT OIL fluid to spray on your very sensitive, swollen, and bruised parts is beyond me.

2. Pads and Cheap Cotton Panties

These are the hideous mesh panties you get at the hospital. Ladies with sensitive skin- beware! I was allergic. Think red, prickly, underwear-shaped rash allergic.

While in the hospital, you will be equipped with what seems likes cases of brick-like pads and several pairs of mesh-like underwear. But though it will have slowed down a bit, you’ll still be bleeding. For WEEKS. Or MONTHS.

Consequently, you’ll need to replenish your supplies quickly, and often. For the early days, when you still need to change pads every hour or so, I recommended Always Ultra-Thin Overnight Pads. Note that these are not the “fresh scent” ones. I don’t like my children or my pads “fresh”. If I wanted to smell like an incontinent person I would pee in my pants. See what I mean? The “freshness” isn’t fooling anybody. Plus, you’ll be changing those babies so often at the beginning they won’t have enough time to develop an odor.

If you wear your regular underwear at this point in your post-partum life you will: A. Potentially be depressed because they don’t fit;
and B. Ruin them.

So it’s smart to buy a couple of packs of 100% cotton underpants a few sizes larger than you would regularly wear. The 100% percent cotton part is important because you are still swollen and uncomfortable and the last thing you want is polyester rubbing against your wounded skin (the same will be true of your incision if you have a c-section).

Cheap cotton panties. You’ll rejoice when you get to toss them!

Finally, I really can’t say enough about how much more comfortable cloth pads are than disposable ones. When the blood flood finally starts to recede, you will be a lot more comfortable with a cloth pad set-up than continuing with the disposables. I don’t recommend them for the first week or two after birth because you would need so many that doing laundry would be a constant issue, which is the last thing a new parent needs. Here is a very helpful primer on how to make your own cloth pads, should you be interested. And don’t think that you’ll just wear tampons instead, because you aren’t supposed to and I really can’t imagine wanting to put something up there at this point in time. But I had a nine-pounder, so take that for what it’s worth.

3. Nursing Pads

The best disposable option

In general, I am a huge fan of reusable products. Not only are they beneficial for the environment, they are also genuinely more comfortable. I’ve used cloth pads for years and cloth diapered three children. But I just couldn’t find any reusable nursing pads that I loved. There must be some out there, and I’d love suggestions. But if you are going to go disposable, then these Lansinoh pads are the best. They stay firmly in place, are discrete, are large enough, and don’t have a “fresh scent”. You know I don’t like “fresh scents”.

4. The Nursing Gown

Your boobs will also be this big

The first three items on the list aren’t much fun, as necessary as they will be. But these amazing Aimee’s nursing gowns are the post-partum product that you didn’t know that you needed but you can’t live without. I promise I have no affiliation with this company, and in some ways I find them annoying because their shipping takes a while and they seem to be out of stock of the colors I want fairly often. But their product is really superior. The gowns are very well-made, soft, and amazingly supportive even for frightening massive “first milk” breasts. Most importantly, they make you feel attractive and put together at a time when you are leaking from all orifices. I buy one for every single friend of mine who gets pregnant and every single one has told me that it was the best gift that they got. I wish that they came in patterns and more color options, but otherwise these are as close to perfect as it gets.

5. If You Must, Here’s a Girdle Recommendation

“Breathable” mesh makes this one slightly bearable

Here’s the hard truth: your uterus will remain larger than normal for a while. Consequently you will still be looking pregnant even when you are holding your baby in your arms (which is why you should have your baby in your arms at all times, by the way). There are all kinds of “miracle girdles” out there that promise to make your stomach flatter faster, as long as you bind it tightly for the month immediately after birth. Needless to say, I couldn’t find any randomized control trials examining this. But I fell for it, and purchased several different kinds after my second and third children. Did the girdles help? After my second and third pregnancies it seemed to take forever for the belly overhang to fade, but it retrospect it was only 1-2 months. I never wore them all day every day because they can be really uncomfortable. I liked this one purchased on Amazon the most (and the price was comparatively reasonable).

So why am I recommending girdles if I’m not sure they worked and they were really uncomfortable? Because sometimes the placebo effect is real. That’s why it’s called an effect.

And there are Matilda’s top 5 post-partum products! Some of you may be asking, where are the prescription painkillers? And yes, those are important. Very, very important. But as pregnant ladies can’t buy those ahead of time (or if they do, we don’t condone it) I decided to focus on things to stock up on. What are your favorite post-partum products?


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Consumer Wednesdays: The Reckoning

Let me tell you what I should be doing right now. I should be creating a powerpoint on my dissertation findings, to be presented at a swanky reception in LESS THAN 48 HOURS. But instead I’m working on a blog post that I can’t even possibly finish, because it’s a review of an online clothing company that I haven’t even gotten my damn clothes from yet.

I’ll begin at the beginning.

I first heard about from one of the “Worth it” postings on Jezebel . “Worth it” is when a Jezebel contributor posts a love missive for a product, service, or company that actually satisfies or even exceeds expectations. They claim that they don’t receive product placement fees of any kind for these posts, and if it’s true (and I think it is based on the random assortment of products endorsed) then it may be one of the last standing uncorrupted corners of the web. Except for The Sisters Twit, of course. Advertisers pay for jack shit here! You heard it, folks. We buy everything ourselves, which means that “Consumer Wednesdays” might more often technically be titled “I want to consume this Wednesdays” (not to be confused with Culinary Mondays).

“Worth it” has turned me on to a few cool things, including running socks that are marked for the left and right feet . It’s also featured things that I know from experience are
truly magical . So as a dedicated online shopper, the post on caught my attention. is a clothing company that specializes in dresses that are completely customizable. For an extra $8.95, any dress can be altered, by changing the neckline, the length, or adding or subtracting sleeves on a whim. $8.95, you ask? Doesn’t the Jezebel article say that customization is free? Welcome down the rabbit hole of ladies, where it’s never quite clear how much the services cost, which products are available, when your order will arrive, or even if your order happened. Did I have a third margarita last night or was that an order? It’s all a blur. What about an order confirmation? One may arrive, but you’ll need the Rosetta Stone to decipher it’s meaning.

But at this point, I was still an innocent. Many of the offerings are solid dresses in really bright colors, but if you look around there are many “conversational” prints (their term, not mine) that look like your very favorite vintage or thrift store find. Except that they will actually fit, because apparently women of the past did not have linebacker shoulders like mine. The only thing that could possibly improve most of the dresses is the addition of a cardigan (which improves everything). Prices are moderate, ranging from $50-$80 a dress, not super expensive, but too high for an impulse purchase, especially from a company I know nothing about. At least when I place an order from Gap or J.Crew I have an idea of what the quality will be (and I’m not saying it’s good). But I just kept coming back to look at these beauties: the “birds who gossip” dress in navy and red and the Ranunculus dress.

Bitchy birds dress, aka Birds who Gossip


Ranunculus dress


See, totally cute with a cardigan! Or even without one! (But why on earth would you want to be without one!) I internet stalked them both for a few days, which was a nail biter, as both moved in and out of stock within hours. When I saw that they were having a promotion for $20 dollars off your first order, with no minimum purchase required, I decided to go for it. There was also free customization for a first order, but even though I was dying to try out this service, I really liked them the way that they were. Who needs to add sleeves when you’ll just be wearing a cardigan all the time anyway?

In addition to customizable styles, also does customizable measurements. This is great for those who don’t fit well into traditional sizing. I tend to hop between two sizes depending on the cut- if it’s loose in the hips or A-line then I can wear the smaller size, but if it’s a skinny or straight cut I’d better go bigger. The website tells you how and where to measure yourself, which I did with the help of our mother, complete with comments about how my size compares to that of my sisters, and hers when she was my age. Love ya, mom! These “custom” measurements corresponded to a much larger size than I usually wear on their size chart. Now, for a cute dress, I’m able to ignore the number and go with what works. I’ve had three kids in 5 years, my weight has been all over the place, and I’m ok with my body image. But I don’t have ANY items in my closet right now that are the bigger size. So, I decided not to customize and went with the middle size. It usually fits pretty well, and I’m not so pear or apple-shaped that custom sizing is a must.

Before I placed my final order, I googled “Eshakti coupon code” and found another coupon code for 15% off to combine with the $20 credit. People, if you don’t do this, you are just giving money away! and similar websites are your friend! I also apparently placed my order when the moon was in the seventh house and Jupiter aligned with Mars because the Ranunculus dress now seems to be out of stock for good. Including shipping, I got both dresses for about $100, which seemed like a pretty good deal.

Except that I don’t have them yet. I clicked the confirm button and… was as if it never happened. Days went by before I got a confirmation that my order was received. Then, several more days of radio silence, until I received the following email:

Dear Matilda,

Thank you for your order with

Today is the 4th business day from the date of your order and this letter is to intimate you of a delay of 5 to 10 days that we are experiencing currently due to a dramatic rise in order levels recently.

We take responsibility for this delay and upon shipping your order we will be giving back a delay discount that will be processed to your credit card account. This discount will be reckoned by the number of days of delay. We will also be intimating you via email of this credit upon dispatch of your order.

This is not a substitute for timeliness and it will be our endeavor to quickly get back to shipping orders per schedule.

Thank you for your patience.

Regards—Carol Your Representative

I haven’t checked the reckoning of my credit card account recently to see if my order has been dispatched. But I appreciate the intimation of the process, as well as the potential delay discount, whatever that may be. Since I like to see online clothing items on actual people instead of creepy knob-headed dress forms, I’ll post some photos when the dresses arrive. Is this website awesome or scary? We shall see.

Update: 05/07/12 According to DHL tracking, my package is about to leave Madras, India!


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